My views on some issues:
- China: good
- Iraq: bad
- Jesus: good
- Chavez: bad
- Weapons of mass destruction: people keep saying they're bad, but they helped us in Japan
- Big Mac: delicious
- SpongeBob SquarePants: cracks me up
- Texas: good
- Vietnam: bad
- Condoleezza: only if i were very wasted
- Legal drinking age: stupid
- Gay marriage: actually, i'm in favor, but Dick tells me that if i say that out loud, i will lose votes
- Heroes: if i could choose, i would like to be the flying dude. And he gets to be president!
- Global warming: totally bogus, it is like saying we come from monkeys
- Evolution: 1000% fake, it is like saying we are melting those ice blocks
- Condoleezza: ok, i'd do her even sober

A great man once said something I really liked. I can't remember who was him or what he said right now, but I'm pretty sure it was something like "a man must die for something or he can't live", or "if a man doesn't find something to live, he can't die". I don't know. I think it was our Lord Jesus J. Christ that said it. The point is I've been trying to understand those iraqians that commit suicide with themselves. Because if I give them what they need, I won't have to worry about my troops anymore. At first I thought it was women, but Dick said they have a bunch of ladies each. Then I thought baseball, or movies, or Mcdonalds, but I couldn't find a way to take those things to Iraq. So I told my soldiers to build churches in there, because I think what is missing in their lives is praying. This really can't go wrong.

Well, hello again! Sorry I was distant for so many days, but I forgot my password. It took me 2 days to find a way to get it back, so they would send it to my email. But I forgot my email password too. It took me 2 more days to find a way to get that one back. Then I couldn't believe how could I forget that password. It was my name, George. Then, when I saw the password of this blog that I didn't remember either, I couldn't believe it again. It was George too. Now I post-ited it on my computer, so I will never forget it again.

Shana Torah! That means Happy New Year in jewish. Dick told me they are celebrating something like ten thousand years after Christ. Dick always tells me we have to help them in whatever they need. But I saw a Mel Gibson movie that tells the opposite. That mustachio fella, Borat, also dislike them. But he is from a very primitive country. Kamikazistan, I guess. All I know is that is in Asia. Though he is not japanese. He must be from one of those countrys we colonized, like Vietnam or Canada. My head hurts right now.

Today it has been 6 years since the terrorism attacked us. As a sign of respect, I won't post anything today.

Hello! Or good day, as the people from the Down Under country, as they call Austria, say hello to each other. I went there for the Apec (something like Asian Peaceful Economic Conference) and met with Mr. Ape, the president of Japan. He said he also hated terrorism and would help us find Bin Laden.

At that time, I had already met with other presidents, like Who Gin Tall, from China, Yoko Ono, from Indonesia, and Vladimir Putin, from that red one, as dad likes to call. I didn't really pay attention to what they were saying, because I was very anxiousful to find out what happens in chapter two of Hairy Potter I. This is a very good book from the movie Hairy Potter that Dick told me to read. It is not an easy reading, I must say, but I hope it is half as good as the movie.

I just thought these dogs were too cute, don't you think? So I asked Jenna to put this on my blog. Hope you like it. =)

Oh, I forgot. Mr. Cheney said that I should make this blog to improve my IQ. It means Intelligent Quorresponcy, or something like it. It is how much I am clever. He is one of the cleverestest persons I know, so I decided to do as he says. In the next months, I will read hard books and watch difficult movies. Right now, he says my IQ is 67. I think it is not that bad, since I am only 61 years old.

=) (I don't know what this means, but I saw it next to my name in another blog. It was written "George W. Bush is an autocrat. I hope he gets impaled =)". I supose that is a good thing, like reelected or sanctified.)

This week I decided to start this blog. Don't ask me what blog means, because it actually has no meaning. It is another made-up word from the internet, like google or browse.

It wasn't very easy to accomplish this week's homework (Dick always give me one, but this time he didn't allow me to cheat). It took me three days to create this blog. The hardest parts was when the computer (or the internet, I'm still not very good in telling which is which) asked me to type words I didn't know, like chyidsapk or sjkdlswa. I had to write it down on paper, because I couldn't memorizate it (I tried for hours). And he said this test was to make sure that I wasn't a computer.

It is a very complicated world. I hope Mr. Cheney gives me a good grade. It is the bestest homework I did so far.

test (i'm just testing, you don't have to read this)