Goes to 100.

My views on some issues:
- China: good
- Iraq: bad
- Jesus: good
- Chavez: bad
- Weapons of mass destruction: people keep saying they're bad, but they helped us in Japan
- Big Mac: delicious
- SpongeBob SquarePants: cracks me up
- Texas: good
- Vietnam: bad
- Condoleezza: only if i were very wasted
- Legal drinking age: stupid
- Gay marriage: actually, i'm in favor, but Dick tells me that if i say that out loud, i will lose votes
- Heroes: if i could choose, i would like to be the flying dude. And he gets to be president!
- Global warming: totally bogus, it is like saying we come from monkeys
- Evolution: 1000% fake, it is like saying we are melting those ice blocks
- Condoleezza: ok, i'd do her even sober